Well accomplished, you’ve survived the Easter hols, lastly recognised that Kevin the minion would make a greater instructor than you and accepted that nobody underneath 18 will ever empty a full bin — however what kind of mother or father have you ever change into?
Because the disordered days of self-isolation drag on, I’ve seen some enjoyable household tribes rising. I’m significantly keen on Guardian Zero: these are the mums and dads who’ve at all times labored from residence and are observing the remainder of us with smug glee. “Hear, dummies, your nappyless toddlers will break your Zoom conferences, the cat will be sick on the printer and there’s by no means a black Sharpie with a lid. Hold calm and keep on.”
Then there are the Whatsapp Worriers, faculty
“Assist! I’ve misplaced my libido in lockdown”
Extremely-masculine self-help gurus are not any use on this disaster. Let’s have a good time